Distillation

Essence of Gore: Dafydd and his commenters start with a good post by Dean Barnett and boil it down. I still think he'll announce, possibly at the last minute, after all the other candidates have shredded each other to bits. He could then step in as the (choke) non-political candidate, the Man With a Mission. Or, you might say, the Man on a White Horse. His horse would not be required to wear a diaper. Unlike mine or yours. If we are allowed horses at all. Oh, right—that's the horse offset. For each horse that I do not have, Al Gore can have another, and thus remain horse-neutral.